69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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