she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
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I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
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Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I am mentally ready for anal.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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