Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
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Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
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just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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