D3 body, D1 cock
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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