..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Threesome in a minivan. New low
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Randomize