ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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