It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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