We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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