His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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