In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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