break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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