Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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