so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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