If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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