just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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