I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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