I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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