It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
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let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
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Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Do you have feelings for this penis?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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