I'd wear matching sweaters with you
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
There are leaves in my underwear?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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