Whod you bang
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
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Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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