Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
