girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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