Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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