As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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