is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
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am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
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All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
When are your genitals available?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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