writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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