Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
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I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
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I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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