I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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