come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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