I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
