i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
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