Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
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