I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
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Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
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Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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