The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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