I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
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We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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