no, he came in my armpit
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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