But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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