Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
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I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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