But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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