we have pet lesbian snakes
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Pappa wants mamma naked
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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