I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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