dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
we're so committed to being not committed
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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