I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
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You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
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you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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