Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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