My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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