Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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