We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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