Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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