Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
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I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
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We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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