If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
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Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
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Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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