He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
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