Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
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So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
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my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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