Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
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I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
They are going to name an STD after you.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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