bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
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Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
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I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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