the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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