Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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