Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
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