Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
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